About me

chiefmonkey and rude vegetablethe laser cutter crypto crafter

I’m an 80’s throw back brought up on Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Atari games and the Commodore64.

I was instantly fascinated by the internet in the mid 90’s because of its open communication… built my first website in 1997 and for 6 years I got happily sidetracked becoming an affiliate marketer in the adult industry (yes porn)… the most creative and innovative industry until now… realising it was going to come to a sticky end I went mainstream and eventually setup my own mobile app development company

Never been one to fit into expected norms, I’ve always challenged authority… I, like you I’m sure, am not wholly convinced that those who make the rules that shape our daily lives, always (if ever) have our best interests at heart or the essential personality trait to provide humanitarian leadership – empathy

The internet brought us together and inevitably the systemic corruption at the core of our global economics has been exposed… if you’re in any doubt, just follow the money

And so along came bitcoin… it was about 5 years old when I got involved… to say my head exploded is an understatement

hodlr.rocks is my contribution to the movement of crypto and blockchain and my creative outlet… I hope it pleases you, brings a smile to your face and encourages you to learn a little bit more about the exponential evolution we are are entering

You’ll either ride the waves of change or just float in the ocean



decentralise everything
in code we trust


The mosaics on the site are done by my girlfriend… you can find more of her work on mosaic.rocks